An extended intro for your pleasure this week, including the newest old news and pop music! Pop music that the editing goblin should maybe have cut? But let’s roll that die, what are the chances of being caught for that? Then our heroes cleverly frustrate the DM by talking about statistical chances some more. New weapons are handed out and the Serious Squad tackle the dragon eggs. What are the chances???
After a Sweet Butt Joke minute, we recap through song and learn about geology, as usual. Meanwhile our heroes have reached the eggs, but will it be easy to destroy them? Probably not. Plus, the mystery of Mist’s gender revealed!
The Bard and the Barbarian. The Orc and the Elf. Salamander and Spring. Mr Fresh and Mr LaRue. Putting the SBG’s number one tactic, splitting up, into action, they now face down the ferocious boss, Larry, separated from their comrades. With two defeats at Larry’s hands already, it doesn’t look good for our friends! Will Mist and Nam turn up in time? It’s all down to the roll of the die.
Will David extract his revenge on our heroes for having to make them all dinner? It’s looking pretty grim for Spring Fresh, as our heroes explain at length. Later, if you’re still with us, good decision making continues its extended leave of absence as our heroes split up again! Good idea!
Yet another new segment! Oh boy! Then, your patience will be rewarded with another display of absolutely awful battle prowess by the Sweet Butt Guys as they blunder their way into the next group of kobolds! Can’t bear to watch? That’s ok, it’s only a podcast!
We discover more interesting facts about Danny, try out some awful new segments, and also play some D&D involving kobolds, drakes, and consequences!
The Sweet Butt Guys try out some new great new interest segments, before getting down to business as a new hero joins the Serious Squad!! As him and Oreo Maxx get to know each other, our heroes keep exploring the cave, to try and stop the cult from resurrecting Tiamat. And someone takes a nap and dies.
Espanita faces off against the cult leader Larry in an epic battle! Who knows what’ll happen! We have hidden some clues in this weeks title and image, see if you can find them! [Editing goblin note: Due to completely avoidable circumstances there is some audio missing from this episode. In the missing part our heroes are actually competent, and enter the cavern like they should have two episodes ago, to find and steal/destroy the mystical dragon eggs.]
Join our Sweet Butt Guys as they discuss the important topics of the day. Then in actual Sweet roleplaying, our heroes have levelled up and have some sweet new powers, giving them the confidence to attempt a bold assassination attempt! You actually can’t imagine how fantastically terribly it goes.
Our heroes arrive at the camp and come up with a plan to progress as quickly and efficiently as possible. Spoiler: They’re going to be here for a while! After some clever roster swapping, they interview a prisoner and find out more about the Cult they have been following.