A secret is divulged. A red corridor is found. Poop is discussed.
Alternate titles: Biscuit tin boys | The red X is definitely a warning… or a destination! | In for a space penny, in for a space pound
Our heroes enjoy some downtime – more or less. Pooping rolls are failed.
Our heroes are given the opportunity to name their squad: The lampshades | Cactusmen | The acockaplease | Cool guys 11 | Radical cactusmen 20 | The shiny lightbulbs | Squad lampshades | Bunting crew | ETA cravers
We enjoy some important new minutes: Game of Thrones spoiler minute (lol), belly button minute
Perdicles is stuck inside a mantrap… will the guys save him? Or accidentally shoot him in the head?
Alternate titles: Good things come to those who are noble
Volst’s legs are trapped in the maw, while the vine that has gorged on the unwary guardsman is on the move. Meanwhile, has Perdicles finally pushed everyone too far? We muse on Sandwiches wife’s name: Pretty sure it’s Persephone.
Alternate titles: Bigoted sergeant leads heroic troops | Worm time | The Emperor favours the nobleman | I’m sure it’s three or more syllables
Tension rises among the squad, as hierarchical differences raise their little head. We are faced with a selection of doors in the mysterious upper emporium… and who is this Rodriguez Stamina character anyway? Marvel as we throw some sand down a corridor, and end up in a jungle terror!
Alternate titles: Don’t worry, I would have shot you
TW: Explicit sexual content
Trapped inside the mysterious black box… how will they get back? The only way they know how. Outrageously.
But more importantly, tune in for the scintillating backstory of Muscles Biscuit, the man who we’re here for.
Alternate titles: That’s the worst one yet | Just trying to find a way to kill Purdie | We should probably conserve our urine| Definitely un-erect | I’m not that bothered about murdering him
Will they make it into the tower? Plasticite shatters, a screech fills the air, sand explodes into the air…
Thaddeus officially introduces us to this seasons crew:
Perdicles Morrisious Spencer the Third: Noble asshole
Bartley Trotter: Teaching everyone how to Bartley
Eloric: The man who knows what’s what
Sandwiches Johnston: Just wants to get back to the love of his life… what was her name again? Magdalene?
Muscles Biscuit: Last, but definitely not least
The guys try dig their way into the mysterious black tower while the ork attack intensifies. They also eat some stew.
Alternate titles: We’ll try get it back on track next week
Everyone mucks around for ages sorting out carrying weight, while the DM nurses his hangover. Loved ones are remembered – and forgotten. Classic SBG ACTION!
Alternate titles: They gave me some grenades | I was gonna shoot you guys | Orderly super wine | Angelica Ukelele
Join us for Episode 1 where the Sweet Butt Guys welcome a special guest, get introduced to Only War, create new characters, roll some dice, and, of course, heroically jack it and cry.
